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Disney's Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus CoverThe people of Salem capture and execute three witches for practicing witchcraft. Before their deaths, they vow to return to Salem 300 years on Halloween to exact their revenge. Three hundred years later, a skeptical, newly transplanted Californian, Max, explores the ruins of the legendary witches house and dares the witches to manifest themselves. Disregarding the warnings of his sister and girlfriend, Max lights the Candle of Black Flame. With that, the witches reappear to wreak havoc on the town. The kids take off with the witches spellbook. The sorceresses, who will die by the morning light if they don't recite the incantation for immortality, have to get the books by whatever means they can.

Unsolved Mysteries with Robert Stack

Home Improvement Halloween Episodes

Home Improvement is an American television sitcom starring Tim Allen, that aired from September 17, 1991 to May 25, 1999 on ABC. Here are the 7 Halloween episodes on DailyMotion.

Wishbone - Legend of Creepy Collars / Sleepy Hollow episode

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

The Simpsons

Power Rangers Halloween Episodes

Scary Stories to Tell in the dark

Collected from folklore and retold by Alvin Schwartz, accompanied by chilling illustrations from Stephen Gammell and narrated by actor George S. Irving.

Halloween Themes for Windows 7/8/10

Halloween Music

Here is a list of Halloween Music found on YouTube

Halloween YouTube Channels

Halloween Websites

Halloween iOS/Android Phone Themes/Apps/Games

Fun Facts and Trivia about Halloween

Halloween Jokes

What do you call a hot dog with no insides?
A Halloweenie

What happened to the naughty wizard with at school?
He was ex-spelled

What do you say when you go out to dinner with a skeleton?
Bone Apetite

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo Boos

The Coffin
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night . . . all of a sudden he hears from behind: "BUMP . . . BUMP . . . BUMP."
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog. He makes out the image of a casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him: "BUMP . . . BUMP . . . BUMP."
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket continuing to bounce along behind him: "BUMP . . . BUMP . . . BUMP."
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping: "Clappity-BUMP . . . Clappity-BUMP . . . Clappity-BUMP."
The terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; he's gasping.
With a loud crash, the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup. Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket.
The coffin stops.

Trick or Treat
I go to answer the door to pass out the Halloween candy, and what is there to greet me? A teenaged guy in a dress and wig smoking a cigarette.
"Trick-or-Treat," he said as he took a long pull off of his smoke.
"Are you kidding me?" I say as I try to remember if I have ever seen anything more asinine in my life. "How old are you? And why would you go out all alone as a cross dresser?"
"Come on, man. Trick-or-Treat!" was his frustrated reply.
"Trick-or-Treat?" I repeated. "How about I do you a favor instead? I'll let you leave here without telling my brother-in-law to come take a look at you. Because if he sees you I have a feeling there's gonna be a wedding in the family real soon."
The kid adjusted his tits and left.

Halloween Cancelled
The Office of Personnel Management for the Federal Government today announced the 2000 holiday schedule for Federal employees.
There will be two less holidays in D.C. next year. Halloween and Thanksgiving have been cancelled.
The witch is moving to New York. She's taking the turkey with her.

Ghost Car
One dark and gloomy night, a man is hitch-hiking for a ride. After several hours, he sees a ghost-like car creeping toward him.
The car stops and he gets in to find no one behind the wheel. Frozen with fear, he can't jump or run away.
The car moves forward and eventually approaches a sharp curve. The man prays for his life, sure the ghost car will crash and he'll plunge to his death.
Suddenly, a hand appears through the window and turns the wheel. Terrified, the man jumps out and runs to a nearby bar where he shares his supernatural experience.
As he finishes, two country boys walk into the bar. One laughs and says to the other, "Look Bubba, there's the idiot who rode in our car while we were pushing it."

The Graveyard
A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. “What’s going on?” he asks a cemetery worker. “It’s Beethoven,” says the worker. “He’s decomposing.

The Devil
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

The Skeleton
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office." The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

Amanpreet had died and, naturally, wound up in Hell.
He was met by the Devil and was told that Hell was now a "kindler and gentler" place. Each person was offered three choices of torture. The devil explained that these tortures ran in a thousand year cycle and you could pick which cycle to being with.
'Preet went with the Devil down the hall where Jon was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. 'Preet told the Devil he'd "pass" on that one.
On down the hall to where Brian was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a cat-o-nine-tails. Old Lizard Pecker shook his head over this one, too.
Finally, there was Joseph, strapped to the wall, naked as a jaybird. A very gorgeous woman was performing oral sex upon him. Amanpreet said, "Yes, yes, this is where I want to start."
The Devil said, "You sure? This lasts for a thousand years, you know."
"Yes, I'm sure. This is the place."
"Ok," said the Devil. He walked to the beautiful blonde, tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Your replacement's here."

Vampires Walk Into A Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"